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bill gates, a real life hero
“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”
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Rihanna is the type of celebrity I’d want to be. She’s inspirational in so many ways but she’s allowed to enjoy herself and clap back when she needs to with little to no backlash from the general public
(Source: mamanicured, via mamanicured)
not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………
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it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam
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At my job, most workers (myself included) keep our snacks in the break room fridge. I stack my bag of chex mix on top of my lunch. Well, about a month ago, a new hire, (we’ll call her “Amy”) kept stealing my chex mix. After a couple days of this happening, I decided class action petty revenge needed to be taken. I bought a bag of chocolate chex mix the next day to see if she would take that kind as well. She did. After work that day, I bought another bag of chocolate chex mix and some cat food. I emptied out all the chex mix, poured some cat food in a bowl, covered it in chocolate and put it back in the chex mix bag.
The next day at work, I saw her go into the break room. I saw her conceal the bag and make her way back to her desk. She opened it, and without looking at the contents, scooped up a giant handful of my special revenge mix, and began to chew. I sat at my desk, sipping a Coffee with a shit eating grin, knowing what would happen next.
Her eyes widened, and her face drained of color. She tried to get up, but the horrid taste was causing her to gag uncontrollably. She tripped over her chair, spitting out the vile concoction of cat food and chocolate as she frantically stumbled trying to keep her balance. She got up and hurried towards the bathroom, looking like she was about to cry. I’d never felt so damn good.
(Source: redd.it, via spongebobssquarepants)
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
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How focal length affects perspective.
also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos
This is seriously a life altering revelation
Hahaha.
(Source: reddit.com, via zedlove260z)
Rocky Auto’s!!!!!
A must go ZZZZ bucket list place to visit in Japan.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY